My friend is on OKCupid and has gotten some creepy messages as well...
I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver, then swim through shark-infested territory with Snookie on my back, relentlessly fistpumping my face into the water, for a chance to run the littlefinger of my left prosthetic hand through your beautiful hair.
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